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FCC cracks down on free speech as ABC suspends Jimmy Kimmel Live!

The FCC and ABC just handed Donald Trump & MAGA world the censorship trophy they’ve been whining about for years — by yanking Jimmy Kimmel Live! off the air after the host dragged Trump, JD Vance & Kash Patel over the Charlie Kirk tragedy. It’s cancel culture, but make it conservative.

By Martin Silva 9/17/2025 2 min read

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Conservatives praise Charlie “free speech hero” Kirk by firing anyone who criticizes him

After Charlie Kirk’s fatal shooting, conservative activists are demanding terminations for anyone who said a harsh word — turning their free speech rhetoric into a firing squad.

By Martin Silva 9/15/2025 3 min read

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Trump displays alleged dementia concerns as he forgets about Minnesota Democrat’s assassination

Donald Trump brushed off a question about why he had not lowered flags for murdered Minnesota House Speaker Melissa Hortman, saying he was “not familiar” with her case and hinting that there are simply too many Democratic victims to keep straight.

By The Beltway Times Staff 9/15/2025 2 min read

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Trump boldly implies that only dumb people like him

At his Bedminster golf club, Donald Trump proudly declared “smart people don’t like me,” sparking waves of chuckles from his guests, confusion from his base, and a collective “of course” from the rest of America.

By The Beltway Times Staff 9/14/2025 2 min read

Politics • OPINION

‘MAGA Mike’ Johnson in PANIC as he tries to plot another shutdown

As the nation stumbles toward another government shutdown cliff, “MAGA Mike” Johnson and Donald Trump are back at it — blaming Democrats for a crisis they engineered, all while clutching their Affordable Care Act–cutting pearls.

By Martin Silva 9/14/2025 2 min read

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America debuts its own 'Secret Police' to monitor mean tweets about Charlie Kirk

After the shooting death of conservative figure Charlie Kirk, dozens of Americans—including pilots, teachers, and civil servants—are being fired or suspended over online remarks, while an anonymous website gleefully compiles lists of offenders. Free speech advocates are calling it “McCarthyism for memes.”

By The Beltway Times Staff 9/14/2025 3 min read

Politics • OPINION

World DUMPS Trump: Global leaders ROAST U.S. president over Putin bootlicking

Foreign allies are ghosting Trump like a bad Tinder date, yanking billion-dollar defense deals and dragging the U.S. for his Putin fandom and Greenland annexation fantasies.

By Martin Silva 9/14/2025 2 min read

Politics • OPINION

🚨Boo-nanza! Trump’s public outings turn into national karaoke of boos, eye-rolls, and side-eye🚨

Donald Trump is now greeted with choruses of boos at restaurants, tennis matches, and even baseball games—proof that America’s patience for his reality-TV presidency has expired faster than a Trump Steaks coupon.

By Martin Silva 9/13/2025 2 min read

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Fox News host casually solves homelessness by suggesting mass execution on live TV

Brian Kilmeade shocks viewers by leaping from “compassion” to “state-sanctioned murder” in under thirty seconds; critics say even by Fox standards this is “a bit much.”

By The Beltway Times Staff 9/13/2025 1 min read

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Republican officials draped in MAGA gear declare Kirk’s alleged killer ‘deeply indoctrinated with leftist ideology’

Utah Governor Spencer Cox asserts that Tyler Robinson, accused of fatally shooting conservative activist Charlie Kirk, was “deeply indoctrinated with leftist ideology”—a claim underscored by memes, anti-fascist song lyrics, and bullet-casing inscriptions. Witnesses, social media, and GOP statements collide over what “indoctrination” even means in 2025.

By The Beltway Times Staff 9/13/2025 2 min read

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GOP proudly reports 90% completion of Nazi playbook

GOP-led states restrict medical care, silence trans legislators, and ban books. The only thing missing is the official decree insisting Jews stay out of government, but give it time.

By The Beltway Times Staff 9/13/2025 2 min read

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Undeterred by vein condition, President Trump vows to his supporters to transform America into fascist state

President Trump has pledged to remake America in authoritarian fashion—insisting health rumors, droopy faces, vein conditions, bruised hands, and swollen legs are irrelevant to his march toward fascism. The White House says it’s all fine.

By The Beltway Times Staff 9/13/2025 2 min read

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Republicans disappointed that Charlie Kirk’s alleged killer does not support the Radical Left narrative

Unsurprisingly, the suspect in the killing of conservative activist Charlie Kirk does not fit Republican expectations of a “radical left” caricature—prompting confusion, disappointment, and frantic re-framing among GOP commentators. The accused, Tyler Robinson of Utah, is neither a card-carrying Marxist nor an unhinged far-left provocateur.

By The Beltway Times Staff 9/12/2025 2 min read

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Charlie Kirk’s 12 most memorable lines everyone will want to remember him by

Remembering the impact and life of Charlie Kirk

By The Beltway Times Staff 9/11/2025 3 min read

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GOP prays that Charlie Kirk's killer is a minority to fuel propaganda

Even as no suspect is confirmed, many in the Republican orbit appear to view the question of whether the shooter is a minority less as a matter of investigation than as a matter of optics. Because in modern politics, identity is frequently more useful than truth.

By The Beltway Times Staff 9/10/2025 4 min read

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Charlie Kirk bravely offers himself as tribute to the 2nd Amendment

“You will never live in a society when you have an armed citizenry and you won't have a single gun death… I think it’s worth to have a cost of, unfortunately, some gun deaths every single year so that we can have the Second Amendment to protect our other God-given rights. That is a prudent deal. It is rational.” - Charlie Kirk, April 2023

By The Beltway Times Staff 9/10/2025 3 min read

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Karoline Leavitt admits it’s difficult to keep track of which lie to sell: FBI informant story was not believable

White House press secretary Karoline Leavitt clarified Tuesday that Donald Trump was not an FBI informant in the Jeffrey Epstein case, acknowledging that the narrative was too implausible compared with the simpler explanation that Epstein had poached spa employees from Mar-a-Lago.

By The Beltway Times Staff 9/9/2025 2 min read

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Republican voters are furious: “I voted Trump to be racist, not poor”

A swath of Republican voters expresses shock that their loyalty to Trump didn’t bring economic salvation.

By The Beltway Times Staff 9/9/2025 2 min read

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Trump praises “little fights with the wife” as example of Christian family values during religious freedom speech

In a surreal display of faith-based spin, President Donald Trump reassured religious conservatives that domestic violence is merely “a little fight with the wife,” while touting falling crime numbers as proof of his divine leadership.

By The Beltway Times Staff 9/8/2025 2 min read

Politics • OPINION

TRUMP BUSTED: Epstein’s creepy birthday book exposes “naked lady doodle” from America’s grossest president

Donald Trump swore on his spray tan he “doesn’t do doodles,” but Epstein’s birthday book just leaked—and guess what’s inside? A Trump-signed sketch of a naked woman, plus cringe poetry about “wonderful secrets.” MAGA world is in full meltdown, and it’s messier than Trump’s pants at Mar-a-Lago.

By Martin Silva 9/8/2025 3 min read