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Trump voters beg president they elected to fix problems he created

Millions of Americans who voted for Donald Trump are now desperately pleading with him to help them navigate hardships directly resulting from his policies, expressing surprise that the president who promised to cut government programs has cut government programs.

By The Beltway Times Staff 11/3/2025 3 min read

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Trump voter who said "liberal tears make me happy" now in tears herself after just nine months — laid off and struggling as husband’s National Guard pay goes unpaid

MAGA Texas woman who spent months celebrating liberal anguish over Trump victory now desperately seeking help after husband deployed without pay under same administration.

By The Beltway Times Staff 11/3/2025 2 min read

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Texas family who fled America's liberal agenda finally finds conservative paradise in Ukrainian war zone hell

Patriotic American family successfully avoids exposure to LGBTQ curriculum by relocating to Moscow suburb, where father now enjoys traditional Russian military experience on front lines instead.

By The Beltway Times Staff 11/2/2025 3 min read

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MAGA mom on SNAP upset family won't give her handouts after she voted to remove government handouts

MAGA woman who voted to eliminate government assistance programs bewildered when relatives decline to become her new government assistance program.

By The Beltway Times Staff 11/2/2025 2 min read

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Red state voters to lose disability benefits under the Trump Administration

Trump administration moves forward with disability eligibility changes that will disproportionately impact Republican voters in Southern states who overwhelmingly supported benefit cuts for everyone except themselves.

By The Beltway Times Staff 11/2/2025 2 min read

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JD Vance declares only 'really terrible' people mistreat dogs in apparent criticism to Kristi Noem

Vice President JD Vance clarifies that animal cruelty is definitive sign of poor character, criticizing Kristi Noem for killing dogs.

By The Beltway Times Staff 10/30/2025 2 min read

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Local Gen X Trump voter expresses frustration after administration he supported three times eliminates his federal IT position

Three-time Trump voter forced to sell home after losing 35-year federal IT career to administration's workforce reduction plan he enthusiastically supported until it affected him personally.

By The Beltway Times Staff 10/29/2025 2 min read

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Disgraced reality star Donald Trump now polling below 42%, blames liberal media, immigrants, and anybody else that don't support him

President Trump's approval rating plummets to historic second-term low as 58% of Americans fail to appreciate his economic genius and stable leadership during prolonged government shutdown.

By The Beltway Times Staff 10/29/2025 2 min read

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Exhausted House Speaker Mike Johnson says he's "so tired" despite keeping congress closed for 40th consecutive day

Visibly drained Speaker tells reporters he's "not sleeping a lot" as he continues grueling schedule of canceling House sessions during government shutdown.

By The Beltway Times Staff 10/28/2025 3 min read

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President Trump briefly forgets where he's going during Japan visit

79-year-old President Trump demonstrates cognitive superiority by wandering away from host nation's prime minister multiple times during welcoming ceremony

By The Beltway Times Staff 10/28/2025 2 min read

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President Trump announces plan to violate Constitution he clearly hasn't read by running for third term

President Trump confirms interest in serving third term in violation of 22nd Amendment, marking the 47th time he's floated idea that literally everyone saw coming.

By The Beltway Times Staff 10/27/2025 2 min read

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President Trump once again mistakes elementary-level dementia screening for 'very hard' IQ test while challenging women 40 years younger to identify a giraffe

President aboard Air Force One describes 10-minute Alzheimer's screening as brutal intellectual challenge, admits drawing clocks and counting backwards by seven were difficult, calls results of undisclosed MRI "perfect."

By The Beltway Times Staff 10/27/2025 3 min read

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House Republicans move to remove freedom from an American by attempting to denaturalize Zohran Mamdani for seventh time this year

GOP lawmakers cite rap lyrics from 2015 as evidence naturalized citizen and NYC mayoral candidate Zohran Mamdani must be stripped of citizenship and deported.

By The Beltway Times Staff 10/26/2025 2 min read

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Iowa farmers devastated from president's tariff and immigration crackdowns despite giving Trump a 13-point landslide victory

Iowa farmers who gave Trump a 13-point landslide victory express bewilderment that the president's tariff and immigration crackdowns are somehow destroying their farms too.

By The Beltway Times Staff 10/26/2025 3 min read

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New poll shows Americans blame Trump and GOP for government shutdown, boldly overlooking that Republicans control entire government

Latest polling data reveals American voters possess rudimentary cognitive ability to connect party in power with outcomes of said power, leaving political experts baffled by public's inexplicable grasp of cause and effect.

By The Beltway Times Staff 10/26/2025 3 min read

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Hispanic support for Trump drops from 44% to 25% after administration follows through with deportation program

Hispanic voters who backed Trump in 2024 shocked to discover his immigration plans involved almost all Latino communities, regardless of immigration status and income level. Support drops from 44% to 25%.

By The Beltway Times Staff 10/26/2025 2 min read

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Trump supporters in deep-red Florida express surprise that MAGA policy they supported will destroy their own health insurance

Florida stunned to learn GOP healthcare plan involves eliminating the healthcare they personally depend on.

By The Beltway Times Staff 10/25/2025 3 min read

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Trump reminds Mike Johnson he's actually running everything | House speaker humiliated behind closed doors again

President declares he holds both executive and legislative positions while House Speaker Mike Johnson nods enthusiastically for 25th consecutive day of government shutdown.

By The Beltway Times Staff 10/25/2025 3 min read

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Republicans prove 'Trump First' commitment by approving $300m ballroom as 42 million Americans face food insecurity

With government shutdown threatening SNAP benefits nationwide, GOP demonstrates priorities by supporting president's White House demolition project.

By The Beltway Times Staff 10/25/2025 3 min read

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President 'Tantrum' Trump cancels trade talks after Ronald Reagan ad hurts his feelings about tariffs

Canada Ontario's Reagan ad featuring real anti-tariff speech to air during World Series despite presidential tantrum.

By The Beltway Times Staff 10/24/2025 3 min read