About The Beltway Times
Every story begins with something that actually happened. Then we treat it like breaking news on a comedy network for a country that is both hilarious and sad.
Editorial Values
- Report truth with hypocricy.
- Punch up at power, privilege, and performative outrage.
- Make the news as hilarious as the politics.
Reader’s Guide
- If it reads like it could be fake but rings oddly true, that’s the point.
- If you’re unsure whether to laugh or sigh—you’re doing it correctly.
LEGAL DISCLAIMER: We exaggerate and dramatize-but we do not fabricate events. All commentary is for entertainment purposes and rooted in things that genuinely occurred, even if they sound like they shouldn’t have.