About The Beltway Times
Real-world themes. Completely fabricated stories. Unsubtle satire. We chronicle what never actually happened and who definitely didn't say what—then you decide if it could pass for reality.
Our Mission
Highlight the strange political discourse through news that never happened, but is 100% believable.
How We Work
We start with fictional premises inspired by real-world topics. Satire is our lens; fiction is our source material.
Editorial Values
- Clarity over cynicism; punchlines should illuminate, not obscure.
- Punch up; critique power, not powerlessness.
- Entertain.
Reader’s Guide
- If you laugh and wince at the same time, you’re reading it correctly.
LEGAL DISCLAIMER: This is a satirical publication. All articles are for entertainment purposes only.