ABERDEEN, SCOTLAND — As President Donald J. Trump tees off once again on the windswept hills of his world-class Scottish golf resort, real Americans are applauding what critics have falsely labeled a “$10 million taxpayer-funded vacation” and recognizing it instead for what it truly is: a masterstroke of presidential excellence and global branding.
"Every swing President Trump takes is a hole-in-one for the American people," declared Shelby Deaton, chairwoman of Women Fore Trump, an elite pro-Trump country club auxiliary. “We want our president to play golf. We need our president to play golf. It centers him. It focuses him. It reminds our enemies that America leads with strength, swagger, and impeccable course management.”
Some outlets like HuffPost are breathlessly reporting the price tag—claiming the trip is a “photo op” and not tied to official UK diplomacy—MAGA knows this is just classic Trump: business is diplomacy, and nobody markets American exceptionalism like the man who trademarked “Truth.”
“Let’s be clear,” said Tucker McBride, Director of the Heritage Foundation’s new Executive Recreation Bureau. “When Trump markets his resorts, he’s really marketing America.
“He’s in Scotland conducting meetings,” noted a top anonymous White House official while putting on spiked golf shoes. “We’re talking transatlantic strategy, hybrid fairway defense, and post-Brexit tee-time diplomacy. Frankly, the Biden Administration could never.”
Indeed, Trump confirmed on Truth Social that “Many meetings [are] planned!!!” with UK leadership, though insiders suggest the prime minister was advised to wear soft cleats and bring a sand wedge.
Even the $60 million taxpayer golf tab amassed during Trump’s second term should be seen not as an expense, but as an investment in freedom.
“These golf trips project strength,” explained Col. Randy Dawson (Ret.), who now heads the Freedom Greens PAC. “It’s hard to measure the deterrent power of a flawless bunker shot in front of NATO allies. But trust me—Russia sees it. China sees it. Scotland sees it. And the American taxpayer? They see value.”
Reports of the Secret Service spending hundreds of thousands on golf carts and high-end mobile restrooms were also met with cheers by MAGA faithful.
In the end, Americans must ask themselves: would they rather have a president wasting time in Oval Office meetings about policy minutiae—or one who’s out there showing global elites how to lead a nation and sink a birdie from thirty feet?
Trump isn’t vacationing. He’s dominating. And if it costs $10 million to remind the world that America is back, confident, and 3-under par, then that’s a price MAGA is more than willing to pay.
