Multiple Republican women in Congress have recently made the startling discovery that they are, in fact, surrounded by men who do not respect them.
Representative Marjorie Taylor Greene, who is resigning next month, revealed in September that male Republican leaders "want women just to go along with whatever they're doing and basically to stand there, smile and clap with approval, whereas they just have their good old boys club." Sources confirm that Greene made this observation after spending several years enthusiastically standing, smiling, and clapping for those very same men.
Multiple Republican congresswomen have complained that House Speaker Mike Johnson "failed to listen to them or engage in direct conversations on major political and policy issues," a realization that came to them approximately five seconds after they helped elect him to lead their party.
Johnson himself recently appeared on a podcast where his wife noted that he likes to compare men's brains to waffles and women's to spaghetti, which colleagues say should have been their first clue about his views on gender equality, or possibly their second clue after he attributed school shootings to radical feminism.
The women expressed shock that their party, which features Vice President JD Vance's contempt for women without children, Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth's purging of women from military leadership, and Johnson's advocacy for 18th-century values, might harbor some antiquated views about their capabilities.
The Heritage Foundation recently hired Scott Yenor, who believes workplace discrimination against women should be legal, to head a major center. Republican women said they were stunned to learn this, despite the fact that Heritage Foundation literature has been on their desks for years.
Of the 33 Republican women currently serving in the House, not one holds an elected committee chair position. The women reportedly noticed this fact only after someone pointed it out to them repeatedly over several months.
